Is your bloke beyond control? Is he snoring like a pig or constantly
belching like a asthmatic geyser? Have those pickled eggs worked their
way through and you're really fed up of dealing with the after effects?
Are you fed up of dropping major hints about being romantic or just
annoyed at the lack of interest he shows when you want to talk about
your new pair of shoes.
Don't worry! Help is at hand, literally; with a 'Control a Man Remote
Control'. Easy to use and responsive, you'll never feel like you are
talking to yourself again.
At the touch of a button your Hubby or partner will be putty in your
hands and it won't be long before you are the envy of all your friends
as your partner becomes 'New Man of the Year' in everyway. No longer
will flatulence plague your evenings or snoring ruin your sleep, the
toilet seat will always be left in the down position. Have you ever sat
and thought 'Why doesn't my bloke buy me the flowers or chocolates?'
That'll no longer be a problem. If you're feeling neglected and in need
of some TLC, just press the 'Flowers' or 'Chocolate' button on your
Control a Man Remote Control and before you know it flowers will be
winging their way to your front door accompanied by a love note. Further
more; your guy will be clutching chocolates in his hand when you next
see him. Take it a step further; enjoy an in-depth conversation about
one of your favourite subjects. By pressing one of three buttons you
could be chatting about feelings, shopping or shoes for an entire
evening and what’s more, he’ll genuinely appear to be having a good
time.
Fed up with him moaning on about how much you’ve just spent on your
latest hair-do, push the mute button. Is he in the habit of banging on
about how brilliant he is? Control a Man Remote Control can sort that
problem too. Just simply touch the ‘Ego Off’ button and turn his
attention back to you. The massage button could come in handy at this
very moment.
A word of caution! There is also a ‘Control a Woman Remote Control’
available. It is
imperative you get your hands on the male remote
control before he gets wind of the female version and starts zapping you
without your knowledge. You wouldn’t want to find yourself constantly
fetching and carrying for the slob sat in the corner and horror of
horrors being expected to have sex on demand.
This brilliant piece of technology will enhance your marriage or
relationship beyond your wildest dreams. No batteries required, no
installation required, no monthly fee. Its amazing; unpack the remote
control, point it at your man and click away and make your wildest
romantic dreams with your perfect man come alive.
